Preaching to the Perverted Disclaimer

Since readership of the ol' blog is increasing, and since I have recently started to post about legal issues and such, I thought I'd better throw up the standard disclaimer, so here, for your enjoyment...

IANAL

As a matter of fact, I am anal. I'm a total neat freak, but that's not the "IANAL" here. It means "I Am Not A Lawyer". Repeat after me: "Dave is not a lawyer". That means anything you read here regarding the law should not, in any way, be construed as legal advice. I'm a law student, and barely one at that. Frankly, if you're using the web as your primary source of legal advice, well, you shouldn't be. Read this site for fun and for informative links to other egomaniacal wonks who like to spout off about stuff. Not for legal advice. Got it?

Oh yeah, while I'm at it, I work for a University, and it should go without saying that nothing in my blog or on my personal website is sanctioned or even condoned by them. I do not, in any way, shape, or form speak for my employer. And just for the record, they don't speak for me either. We like it that way. I like working for them, and I think they like me working for them, so I don't intend to do much to jeopardize that.

While we're at it, yes, I do go to law school. And yes, I blog about it. And no, I don't speak for them either.

Anything you read here is strictly my opinion, the blathering incoherent ravings of someone with far too little time on their hands to be bothered with a blog, but with an ego that just won't let him stop. Only a fool would take anything written here otherwise, and you're not a fool, are you?