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February 26, 2008
Dear Class Eater
I am not unsympathetic to hunger. Check out this blog. I enjoy food. I also understand that hunger can be distracting in class, especially an evening class. And when my blood sugar gets low, I get really cranky. Like now. You know what else makes me cranky? YOUR CONTINUED CHOMPING ON YOUR SANDWICH AND CHIPS.
Seriously, you were late to class anyway, you couldn't finish it outside? Instead, I have to sit here and smell your greasy cafeteria food and listen to CHOMP after CHOMP while I'm trying to fight my own hunger and pay attention to the lecture.
What's worse is this is the second time this week that you've done this. It's becoming a habit, and I'm getting peeved. Please, eat before class or next time, I'm going to bring a bowl of cereal to class, slurp and crunch it down in your face, and then dump the leftover milk on your head.
Thank you.
Irritable Dave.
Posted by Dave!