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March 7, 2005
Everyone else is doing it...
Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke. And none of that "caffeine free" stuff, either.
Chunky or smooth peanut butter? Chunky! I am not a damn communist.*
White or wheat? Either. I'm a carb junky. I could live on bread and cheese. And wine, let's not forget the wine. Did I mention the wine?
Vanilla or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate. Seriously, I told you before I'm not a communist.
Perfect "after sex food"? Well, not really a food... SmartWater™
Butter or margarine? Butter. Did you know eggs are now good for you, too? Delicious.
Coffee, tea, or neither? Neither. I take my caffeine in cola form. I do like an occasional iced chai, soy milk, please.
Sweet or dill pickles? Dill! Communist!
Stupidest thing a boy girl told me that I believed? I think I'm going to take the Fifth on this one.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A communist I don't want to grow up.
*This comes from a discussion my friend Dusty and I had regarding the merits of smooth vs. chunky peanut butter and grape vs. strawberry jelly. "Communist!" he would exclaim when I stated my preference for chunky peanut butter. Finally, he conceded that I wasn't a communist with the statement, "Okay, go ahead and eat your chunky peanut butter, Hitler."
Posted by Dave!
2 Comments
Pinko!!!
said:
Peanut Butter and Communism, you say?
I rather think a compelling argument could be made about smooth PB being more communist than chunky, based a symbolic analysis of the values represented by its generic uniformity.
Then again, I prefer chunky, and eat vanilla [soy] ice cream.
BTW, to my ailing communist eyes, your CAPTCHA test is very difficult to read (it's the grid), which may result in an erroneous finding that I am, in fact, a machine.