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SCode

December 29, 2004 by Dave!

Well, I arrived back from my honeymoon on Monday to find a *ton* of comment spam here… over 250! So I decided it was time to install SCode. I *think* I finally have it working. If you try to comment and it is not working, please let me know. It was a royal pain in the butt to install.

SixApart *really* needs to do something about this… they should integrate a CAPTCHA test into the standard install. I mean, Scode does the job, but it was way too hard to install for the casual blogger. C’mon SixApart, we’re paying good money for MT now… get with the program!

Filed Under: Technology

One More To Go!

December 9, 2004 by Dave!

Finished my Criminal Final tonight, so just Torts left, and this semester is over! I will make no prognostication about my performance. I’m sure I did better than I think and not as good as I hope. Who knows? It will be another 5-6 weeks before I get my grades back anyway.

I have come out of this finals period with some valuable lessons though, which I would love to share for all you pre-1Ls out there:

1. Briefing is valuable for keeping up with the development of ideas in class, but the value of briefing for exams is minimal. (Keep in mind, this might not be true of more case-centric courses, like Con Law.) You should brief, but brief briefly. 🙂
2. Outline. Outline. Outline. Seriously.

Now, here’s the thing, everyone will say, “Outline the way that means something to you” which I think is a total B.S. cop out. I’m going to tell you how to outline:

    First, start with your course syllabus, make each one of the topics a major header in your outline.
    Next, underneath each header, make subheaders for each of the rules/concepts that apply to that section; use your class notes to round this out. Cross-check this with a hornbooks and/or commercial outline. Some of the “Understanding” series are really great… The Criminal One (Dressler) is especially good.
    Now, under each rule/concept, fill in an example or descriptive paragraph. It’s best to do this from a synthesis of your notes and either a hornbook (preferably) or (if necessary) a commercial outline. The rules you can crib verbatim from the texts. Or from your notes, if you have a persnickety Prof. like my torts Prof., who wants us to spit back his definitions. But come up with your own explanations and examples that mean something to you.
    Finally, refine your outline to your liking. Rearrange concepts in order that make sense to you. Commit the rules to memory, but pare down, hone, and tweak your explanations and your examples until they become second nature.

If you follow those steps, I think you will be well prepared. And if you don’t like that method, feel free to use a different one. But I wanted to share that because one of the most frustrating things to me about all the “advice” sessions they have at school is that everyone says, “outline.” Then, when you ask, “How?” They all say, “Whatever works for you”. If someone says that to you, feel free to answer, “If I knew that, dipshit, I wouldn’t be asking! I’m a g-ddamn 1L!”*

3. Re-exam how you are taking notes in class. Are you really writing down what’s important? Or are you blindly scribbling away, hoping to sort it out later? Spend less time taking notes on the cases and more time paying attention. Most of the case doesn’t matter anyway. Spend more time taking notes on the concepts. (Hint: only a few, if that many, concepts come up in each class period. That chump typing away in the back of class is either recording stuff that doesn’t matter, blogging, or e-mailing his girlfriend.)

4. Start your outline the first or second week of class. Keep it up-to-date. Not that I did this, but I wish now that I had. If I had, I could have spent reading period reviewing my outline, and seriously delving in depth into any concepts I was unclear on. However, as it was, I spend most of the reading period on… my outline. Which was beneficial (see the process above) but it would have been really great to hit the reading period with a (mostly) completed outline.

5. Don’t panic. Panic kills. Do whatever it takes on test day to relax. Get a massage. Be all loosey goosey. It doesn’t pay to be tense. At least for me.

6. Don’t post mortem! It ain’t med school. Don’t dissect the test. Your peers don’t have anything to add. Take a cue from the Army: Don’t ask, don’t tell. Guess what, you did what you could and now it’s over. You can’t change your answers and knowing now that an aggressor can re-establish their right to self-defense by withdrawing isn’t going to help you now, is it? Is it?!

7. Good luck! Honestly, exams are tough, no doubt about it. But the hardest thing is overcoming the culture of fear that swirls around law schools. I think the mythos is perpetuated by attorneys and upperclassmen who feel some sort of fraternal bond, so they want to haze the new guys. Half the fear and intimidation in law school isn’t from the work, it’s from your peers.

*Do not repeat this verbatim, if, say, the advice session is run by a faculty member.
Filed Under: Law, Law School, School Tagged With: law school

Exams

December 6, 2004 by Dave!

I have not died. Yet. One day to Criminal. Seven days to Torts.

Filed Under: Law, Law School, School Tagged With: exams law school

Law Students on Law School

November 29, 2004 by Dave!

Matt Homann over at the [non]billable hour, has another installment of Five by Five, this time, featuring law students. The respondents include:

  • Ambivalent Imbroglio
  • Three Years of Hell to Become the Devil
  • Sugar, Mr. Poon?
  • Jeremy’s Weblog
  • Buffalo Wings and Vodka

All of which are excellent blogs that any prospective or current law student should read. They offer some great suggestions for changing the legal education system.

Filed Under: Law, Law School, School Tagged With: law school

Anonymous Lawyer

November 29, 2004 by Dave!

Anonymous Lawyer is looking from some literary representation, or so it would seem. (I must have missed the post.) If you haven’t read Anonymous Lawyer’s blog, I suggest you go take a look. It’s the “fictional” account of the trials and tribulations (no pun intended) of a “fictional” hiring partner at a Biglaw firm.

The beauty of Anonymous Lawyer really comes from not knowing how much is true and how much is exaggerated for effect. Some of the posts are downright nasty, and make you question humanity (and really serve to villify some in the legal profession). Other posts offer a glimmer of hope for this lost anonymous soul. I read it like a trashy novel and generally, I’m not disappointed. I tend not to read the comments on the Anonymous Lawyer’s site though, because like Scheherazade, I find a lot of them just mean spirited and many others just clearly don’t get the humor or irony of the site.

I also agree with Kelly, who comments on Evan’s site that she’s not sure the site would work as a book… I’m not sure it would either. Part of the guilty pleasure of reading the site is getting the diary feel that you are somehow privy to the day-to-day grist mill that AL works in. I think that would be lost in a book.

Anyway, since I’ve published over a half-dozen books or so, I’ve got some contacts. Unfortunately for AL, they are all in technical publishing. However, I do also have a sister who is a professional editor and works for a literary agent. So I’ll do my part by passing along the site to her for some comments and to see if she’ll run it up the food chain.

Filed Under: Law Tagged With: humor law

The Blawg Buzz

November 21, 2004 by Dave!

Imagine my surprise when I opened the December edition of Student Lawyer (from the ABA Law Student Division) and saw Todd Chatman’s article “Join the Blawg Bandwagon”. Todd’s better known as mowabb/ambimb over at ambivalent imbroglio and Blawg Wisdom, both great blawgs worth checking out. I’d completely forgotten that I’d answered some questions for the article some time ago, so I was pleasantly surprised to see my name in print.
The article is a great resource for novice bloggers, although it’s interesting to see this appear in an ABA publication, given ambimb’s latest post.

Filed Under: Law, Law School, School Tagged With: blawgs blogging law school

Using del.icio.us

November 17, 2004 by Dave!

I’ve been using del.icio.us for a little over two weeks, and in that time it has become absolutely indispensable to the way that I get things done.

For those who might not be familiar with del.icio.us, it is essentially a “social bookmark” manager; that is, it allows you to bookmark a page and set some meta-data “tags” to describe that page. Then it lumps all of your bookmarks together, or you can view them separately by “tag” you used. Very useful.

However, an almost equally, if not more useful feature, is that you get to access bookmarks added by other people and their tags. For example, I have a category called “design” and I add bookmarks. I can also see other bookmarks other people have tagged for “design”. Even better, I can see how many other people have bookmarked that same site, and peruse their tag category for other useful sites along the same lines. You can even subscribe to RSS feeds for link categories… we’re talking cool as hell, folks.

It takes a few days to get the “zen” of del.icio.us, but once you do, there’s no turning back.

And today, courtesy of the del.icio.us “popular” feed, comes this:

Us.ef.ul: A beginner’s guide to The Next Big Thing

It’s a handy reference to the power of del.icio.us and a great guide to getting started. Check it out!

Filed Under: Technology Tagged With: delicious tags

Uhhh…

November 17, 2004 by Dave!

Yeah. Uhhh… Sure, dude, whatever:

Kerry Says He’s Not Ruling out Another Run

He couldn’t beat monkeyboy, and he thinks we’d support him against someone who is actually likeable, like, oh, say John McCain? Or Rudy Giuliani? Puh-lease.

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: politics

An Open Letter to MoveOn.org

November 11, 2004 by Dave!

[I received a letter today from MoveOn.org, asking me to sign a petition to try to get Congress to investigate the election. This is my response. -Ed.]

Dear MoveOn,

I think it’s time to move on. Seriously.

Were there voting irregularities in the 2004 election? There almost certainly were. Were these irregularities worse than other elections? Probably not. Electioneering has a much longer tradition in America than the 2004 presidential race. I live in Chicago, where we have a fine tradition of that.
But no manner of outcry from the liberal half of the country about voter fraud or rigging the election is going to change the outcome. No magic scandal is going to cause the party that now holds the executive, legislative, and is working towards the judiciary from reigning for another four years. It’s crying over spilt milk.

We now have a critical choice before us: we can spend our money, our time, and our energy engaged in bitter disputes about the perceived wrongs of this election or we can turn to the future. I vote for the future.

If we put this election behind us and took the energy many are now expending trying to challenge it, and instead, focus on making our message clear, reorganizing the leadership of the DNC/DLC, and getting back to the core values that we all believe in–there is no limit to what we can accomplish!

Or we can spend then next four years mired in the past, wallowing in our own self-pity, and watch as the Republicans gain even more control in the House and the Senate and as the religious right joins forces to try to inflict their will on the 48% of American’s who didn’t give a “mandate” to Bush and his policies.

The right has its sights set on the future and here we are, trying to fight them in the past.

I’ve supported MoveOn in the past and I had hoped it would continue to be an organization dedicated to forward thinking and change.

Seriously: move on.

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: politics

More Election Maps

November 9, 2004 by Dave!

Some folks at the University of Michigan have developed some more 2004 Election maps that help put the “mandate” in perspective.
[Via Rain Man]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: politics
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